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On Second Thought…
It seems that I may have judged the manufacturers of Wonderbutt’s Orbee Planet ball a bit too harshly yesterday. Wonderbutt did, after all, only manage to eat the continents. The ball itself is still...
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You Can Stop Arguing About Global Warming Now
Wonderbutt, I’m finding, is not a big environmentalist. Forget the Greenhouse Effect. That dog took about 9.53 minutes to completely detach the North Pole from his Orbee Planet Ball last night. And...
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How He Got that Wondrous Butt
My daughter, Dimples, had the bright idea of bringing an inflated exercise ball into the living room from the garage to see how our bulldog, Wonderbutt, would react. She predicted that we would want...
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I Guess I Expect Too Much…
Our bulldog, Wonderbutt, who will be 2 in October, may be a texting genius, but there are still a few lessons left that he needs to learn. If you are interested in reading other texts from Wonderbutt,...
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Thank You, Force of the Jedi, For Sending Me this Man
My husband, the Honorable Cap’n Firepants, has suffered much humiliation at the paws of my pets over the years. How he handles this is exactly why I love him. On our first date, my dog of the moment...
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July’s Dead Rubber Post
Here is one more pic of Wonderbutt, FaceTiming with me while I was in Cambridge.
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Now, Where Did I Put My Gas Mask?
So, as usual, our house is a construction zone, and our bulldog, Wonderbutt, has to have his nose in everything. Based on his text messages to me, his interpretation of things is a bit different than...
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Wonderbutt Flips Us Off
Wonderbutt has been fairly well-behaved, lately, which can be disappointing when 1/3 of your blog material is dependent upon his exploits. He still has his moments, though. The Firepants Family was...
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Wanted: A Trampoline with a Slingshot – and Maybe a Pig or Two
A new text from my deprived, overweight bulldog, Wonderbutt: And the video that inspired me to consider the addition of a trampoline to his weight loss program:
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Signs of Not So Intelligent Life
Cap’n Firepants: We need to get these Wonderbutt spots out of the office carpet. Me: O.K. Let me just get our handy Missile Dot Blot Machine, especially designed for Wonderbutt the Bulldog stains....
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Happy Wonderversary #2!
Two years ago, Wonderbutt, (B)Light of my Life, made his way into our household by using the subtle ploy of falling asleep on my daughter’s lap at the pet store we had visited with the intent of...
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When You Have a Dog Called Wonderbutt, All Other Names Pale in Comparison
I work at my daughter’s school. At least, I did until today. (Don’t worry. I still work there. It’s just not her school anymore, as she just finished 5th grade.) One morning, a couple of days ago,...
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I Think He’s Implying that I’m Shark Bait If I Don’t Give in Soon
Quick recap: Our bulldog, Wonderbutt is on a diet. He does not like the new food. So, now he is texting me his displeasure.
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It’s Like Driving Miss Daisy – Except She’s a He and in the Front Seat. And...
So, you know how you open the pantry door and take out the leash, and your dog dances the happy dance and practically trips you as he races to the front door? And then he sighs loudly as you wander...
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